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A plant, especially a tree, that defiantly grows in a place that it's not supposed to. Distinguished from a weed by growing in a extremely unexpected, unusual place. Commonly found on roofs.

Appeared in a Monty Python sketch:
"This is a wottle,
The emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand"
"Man, look at that wottle growing in your car engine!"
wottle by shebaspider August 25, 2006
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Those bottles work really well as wottles
Wottle by SquirrelMrrm October 4, 2010
Wottle is when you are on a walk and you have a bottle of water because you get too warm or exhausted.
"I need wottle!"
wottle by hxhxhbx March 17, 2022

wottle flottle 

A polite way of saying "what the fuck"

Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands
P1: omg look at this weird photo
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*
wottle flottle by Jakedorian July 19, 2016
when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain
John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.
Wittler by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009
An adjective used to describe someone who is cute and “tiny.”
Omg, she is so wittle, I could put her in my pocket and keep her there forever
Wittle by anicorn777 July 21, 2019

wittle dude 

Something that is so cute you want to pet it.
"That gussy dog is a wittle dude."
wittle dude by samuel micker November 3, 2011