Dog Worshippers 

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.

The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.

Dog Worshippers by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011

Reagan Worshippers 

Kind of like Satan worshippers, only more open and less into rituals. Seriously, there are members of the Republican Party that worship the second worst president ever! (after GW Bush) The republitards invoke his name in debates and even Bush43 said he wanted to be just like Reagan.

The Reagan Administration caused serious, long-term damage to this country--reagannomics, tripled debt, "star wars," union bashing, education cuts, pro-business/anti-worker policies and creating the Taliban to fight the Soviet Union in Afganistan! Yet Republicans still think he's great. WTF?!

The G.O.P. is full of Reagan worshippers, some of these sick fucks actually wanted to desecrate Mount Rushmore with a Reagan memorial! WTF?!! Now 20 years after the end of the Reagan era (but not the end of the negative impact), the Republitards in congress are talking about putting Reagan's picture on coins and/or paper money!

Reagan Worshippers by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2009

easter worshippers 

Christians

Obama: The attacks on tourists and Easter Worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity.

Literally anyone else: I didn't know Easter was it's own religion.

easter worshippers by Easterworshipper April 22, 2019

Easter worshippers 

Christians
this term used by such prominent politicians as Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Thereza May and others.

I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.

The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity.

Easter worshippers by Anatoly_v01 April 22, 2019

opal worshippers 

As Aussies (or Austrians as they are known earth side) have rotten trees from dino days dug up for jewelery called opal these upsidedowners must idolize this garbage the earth crapped up.

From a post found "here":

"In FL usa it is fucking gorgeous and not full of brit convict barely anglish speakin opal worshippers"

opal worshippers by s0cialdaw1n March 19, 2017

Easter Worshippers 

Easter Worshippers (pl.): Christians

In modern Australian parlance, things are named by their purpose, function, or other defining characteristic. For example, a toilet is commonly referred to as a shitbox. In this fashion, a Christian is referred to as an Easter Worshipper.

The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.

On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.

Easter Worshippers by idiotnumber25 April 22, 2019

cock worshipper

A man/woman who enjoys penises so much that they worship them. These people want cock in their mouth, in their hand, in their ass, all around them, etc. They are also obsessed with cum. To put it simply, a cock worshipper's whole life is dedicated to cock. They are an absolute slut for anything even related to cock.

Lucy: Yes, I am a cock worshipper... I want cock, I love cock, I adore cock, I obey cock, I submit to cock... Cock is my everything.

cock worshipper by zooboo September 21, 2016