workist 

A form of discrimination.

A "Workist" is somebody who marks thinner final portfolios first before marking the students who have done the most work thus giving them less time for amendments to their portfolios for the deadline. Workist!.

My tutor (AG You know who you are)is “Workist” because he marked my portfolio last because I did the most work, thus giving me next to no time to amend the portfolio.

workist by Baz Ma Buey January 6, 2005

Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.

Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.

Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016

wordist 

A wordist is someone who believes that words have absolute meaning. This is another term for word fundamentalism. When people love certain words, the sound of the word, or the imagined meaning, they are often willing to kill or die for the belief in that word or idea it represents to them. Words all define each other, around in an endless circle, and no word has any absolute meaning. Wordists fail to realize this and should read the undictionary to help get the world out of the present fundamentalist wars.

"Eddy" was such a wordist that he believed in being proud to serve the country he loved. He went to war to kill people, (or get killed himself), who were also wordists in the country that they loved. They both absolutely believed in many words and concepts as if these words were actual things that had meaning, instead of words, just being hints to really communicate and get us where we need to go.

wordist by fred ressler September 23, 2008

Workstart 

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".

Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him to room 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.

Workstart by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008

worksturbation 

getting off on useless work in order to look or sound important

I'm watching my co-workers act important over a bunch of meaningless tasks during their daily worksturbation session.

worksturbation by peacocking101 July 27, 2009

Workstart 

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".

Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him room to 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.

Workstart by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008

NT 4 Workstation

See NT

NT 4 Workstation by Gary Destruction July 21, 2003