A WordTard is someone who makes up a word in order to submit it to a dictionary website because they think they are clever or funny, but in fact they are neither.
Claiming the understanding of the word or concept is much more complicated that most people would understand it to be in order to claim a deeper understanding than most or some other sort of social capital.
He spent ten minutes in deep wordtardation trying to pretend understanding the concept of a chair was deep and profound and needing his special insight.
1. The reason that Microsoft Word constantly reformats documents users are typing.
2. The term used by bad document craftsmen who constantly blame their tools.