Wopness Monster

A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.

Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.

Wopness Monster by D.J.P. October 6, 2006

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Wopnin'?

A way of saying "What's happening," as in "how are you doing?" in Bahariterra Kréyòl.

Ay man! Wopnin'?

Wopnin'? by Shwaya Arabian Habibi January 26, 2022

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Wopnin'

A way of saying "what's happening," or "what's up," on the islands of Bermuda, Bahariterra, and the Caribbean.

Hey, Jim! Wopnin'?

Wopnin' by Palm Lover February 13, 2022

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wopnocker cock banger

large pounding cock inside another mans anus banging hard against his hairy scrote sack while recieving a reach around!

wopnocker cock banger by Anonymous August 19, 2003

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Wopness Monster

Wopness Monster by D.J.P. September 23, 2008

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Wopnin

A phrase usually heard when two old acquaintances meet after a long period of seperation.

Ricky " Rodders long time no see, Woppnin with you"?

Rodders " Safe safe" !

Wopnin by MC Stonk May 27, 2005

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wop n' flop

Colloquial expression for a dance. Participants practice the dance disciplines of Booty (ie wop) and Break (ie flintstone flop)

Kool Herc is DJing at Danceteria, it's going to be an old fashioned wop n' flop.

wop n' flop by TheGoyWonder January 21, 2013

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