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1.
A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.
Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
by D.J.P. October 06, 2006

Words related to Wopness Monster

dago guido guinea wop italian lochness monster
 
2.
A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop. See also: dago, guido, guinea.
Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
by D.J.P. October 04, 2006