A three inch tall creature from the enchanted forest on the moon. She traditionally has butterfly wings and antennae, kitty cat ears and a kitty cat tail. On a recent trip to Costa Rica, she visited the "Mo-Joe-Monkey-Bob" tree and traded her kitty cat tail for a monkey tail. Anyhow, she spends the day flittering through the enchanted forest, sleeping in mushroom homes, eating lingonberries, being in cahoots with the kitty cat; until she is stolen away by the Hefalump, forced to eat human food and lives unhappily in the city, while plotting forever to escape. Oh, she has an evil twin Weazle.
Woozles like to weasle their way into things.
by Myis June 24, 2004
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A woman's genital region, as referred to in the story "Pina Coladas and Cock" (from some Hustler or another)
He pounded my woozle til it dripped everywhere.
by Lauren Buren July 6, 2006
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Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.
Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.
by JewishMofo January 19, 2011
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The Sporty Woozle is from a Pooh video game and looks like a dog
by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015
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A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.
by Dutch May 2, 2003
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what snoop got fo shizzle my nizzle from. Winnie the Pooh started it ALL!
Winnie: I saw some hephalumps and woozles today
Snoop: I think I'll bastardize that and make up something from it. How bout fo shizzle my nizzle? O yeah.
by Luka September 9, 2003
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