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Impressing ridiculously and leaving said impressed person in COMPLETE AWE.
Person One: So i hear you asked out Lexie.
Person Two: Oh hell yes, i was wooing her from the start!
wooing by feliciakathleen May 24, 2011
Related Words

Woofing-cough

Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?

While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
Woofing-cough by DLPrincess May 26, 2018

It's Wooting Time. 

"It's Wooting Time." is used when an osu! player uses a Wooting keyboard to stream a high amount of bpm. They do this using the feature 'Rapid Trigger' which Wooting has made specifically for their keyboards.
"300bpm?? It's Wooting Time."

Cord wooding 

accumulating so much of something that it needs to be stacked
Reid and Jonny got so much pussy in Vegas they were cord wooding it.
Cord wooding by JonnyD5853 June 2, 2015
All talk no action. Saying you're gonna do something and not do it.
"Jeah he was talking about what he was gone do... his ass was woofing tho"
woofing by Jbizzle44 December 29, 2007

UD Wooing 

The act of using Urban Dictionary to impress the object of your desire by listing their first name with a definition that's somewhere along the lines of:

X is the most amazing girl in the world, she is really pretty and amazing and she was kind to an animal and when she smile it light up all of the world and she would make anyone fall in love with her because she is amazing and I am lucky to know her and I thank god every day for making such an amazing girl and hope please that she on love with me also.

Almost certainly doesn't get these dweebs the sex they think it will.
"Hey X, have a look at this what I have done for you."

"Err...are you UD wooing me you fucking mong?"

"...no?"

"Die. Die now. Kill yourself while I watch and eat these Doritos."

"Okay..."
UD Wooing by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011