wooofer 

The wierd lookin thing you use to hit an air hockey puck with. Not to be confused with "woofer" with only 2 o's.

Grab a wooofer and a puck and let's play air hockey.

wooofer by The Fabulous Kristen Leppert and Danielle Ryan January 8, 2009

Woofer 

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

wwoofer 

A person who is a member of WWOOF.

The countryside is crawling with wwoofers.

wwoofer by Bloopy October 6, 2005

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

Woofer Therapy by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021

woofermeat 

Woofermeat is meat that can be used to feed your woofer. i.e. Songs that have heavy bass lines that can be used to make both you and your sub-woofer feel happy and satisfied.

Woofermeat is woofermeat, if they make more of it, i'll feed my woofer.

woofermeat by RasTaFaRi-EvrLivin-EvrFaithfu July 27, 2011

Woofer 

A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.

I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!

Woofer by Bomni February 8, 2005

woofer poofer 

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

woofer poofer by Becholas September 16, 2017