Wooly Mammoth

A gigantic, hairy penis.

Tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he's got a freaking Wooly Mammoth!

by Frempt November 26, 2009

woolie mammoth

Going balls deep in a very hairy asshole.

I started fucking this bitch last night and before I knew it I had myself a class A woolie mammoth fuck on my hands.

by lub3rcated g04t September 26, 2015

Wooly Mammoth Pits

Men and sometimes women who have unbelievably large amounts of hair growing from their arm pits.

Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!

Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits

Tyler: Oh.....

by ummmgum September 15, 2009

wooly mammoth toe

male version of the camel toe but when the guy's nutz are really hairy.

That guy's wooly mammoth toe is showing!

by kingpython February 15, 2011

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 7, 2011