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wookieball 

when a person is inhaling nitrous gas from a balloon and accidentally lets go, so the balloon flies around the room. because the gas is valuable the individual and others will jump and dive after the balloon. this is likely the most active you will ever see a hippie.
jon got injured playing wookieball when he dove from the bed after the balloon and faceplanted because he was high on nitrous. i don't even know how he twisted his ankle but his face got bloody.
wookieball by reddan March 29, 2010
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cookieball 

Someone who’s a fucking idiot and acts like it at all times.
When he dropped out of school, he started acting like a Cookieball
cookieball by Obx26 June 25, 2022
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Dookieball 

A sport I created; the greatest sport of all time.
Dude let's play some dookieball.
Bro let's do it, I love dookieball.

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A style of football played by managers such as Pep Guardiola, Mikel Arteta, Gareth Southgate and various Spanish football teams.

It involves playing a high possession style of football that can be extremely boring to watch, as it devolves into a team spamming crosses until they get lucky and score.

Despite this, pundits and mainstream voices often describe it as “attractive” and “exiting” , whilst dismissing older and more traditional styles of football. Thus the term “Wokeball”.
“Wokeball is so boring to watch, all they do is spam crosses and hope it works out. Inshallah Albania will beat them with only 20% possession”
Wokeball by Rooftophallways June 18, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026