by Bunnypick August 15, 2006
When something is weird or obscure, that thing is considered "wooky". Commonly used to describe a weird friend or crazy person.
"That guy's weird lookin'."
"Yeah, his face is all wooky."
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"This is Jerry, he's a bit wooky. So watch out."
"Yeah, his face is all wooky."
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"This is Jerry, he's a bit wooky. So watch out."
by Triggerhippie April 17, 2009
by pillowhands September 15, 2016
A very hairy sub-human like species with a bad attitude. Generally Wookies think they know everything and view intelligent humans as "assholes". Often they are heard in the wild, expressing their thoughts of humans as "assholes", but generally this is done very quietly and under their breath. A Wookies typical living habitat is one that someone else finances. Homes, cars, shoes, clothing, food, entertainment, and sports equipment are typically provided to Wookies at no cost by elders. Elders often feel that they will be offered personal care in return for material things provided. A Wookie has an extreme sense of false-pride and sometimes even view themselves as god-like. This delusional thinking is often associated to their short, stocky height (Napoleon Syndrome), and small penis size. A Wookie will generally overcompensate his own abilities, and tell people how to run their business or life. As stated, most species are extremely hairy, although some are known to be bald on the upper cranium area of their head. In the wild, this sub-species of Wookie are easily identified by the mirror like glow emitting from their bulbous short necked head. The balding species are known to be one of the most dangerous, because they can infiltrate any group of humans and corrupt normal intelligent thinking and work patterns.
That fucking Wookie makes me sick every time he walks by my office!
Fucking Wookie is going to get punched in the face the next time he smirks like that again.
Fucking Wookie is going to get punched in the face the next time he smirks like that again.
by Nuclear D Man August 18, 2011
by James299 June 9, 2016
A lesser-known sex move whereby the woman lays on her back and the man straddles her chest as if he were about to forcefully engage her mouth in oral pleasure. Then, before she knows what's happening, he grabs the headboard and pulls his dirty, hairy, sweaty ass up and onto her face, stifling her screams so the muffled yelling makes a distinct Chewbacca-like noise. The Wookie is brown, hairy, and results in loud, gutteral, nonsensical growling.
Gave the wife The Wookie last night. She was pissed but her impression was so good, I did it to her again.
by Handy Mandy May 6, 2012
A north-american balding man whose body hair resembles that of a Wookie. Can be generally found at the bottom of the standings in fantasy football, or making nonsensical postings on message boards.
by Joe Mama's Mama November 10, 2006