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Woofy Cooker 

"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.
1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".
Woofy Cooker by Forbaroo October 11, 2006
Related Words
An exclamation, namely in response to heinous visual or olfactory stimuli. A word to describe how one is feeling.
We pounded shots of Rubinoff last night... Woofdy!
Woofdy by HayleyHayleyBoBayley April 17, 2011
Diminutive slang for a canine; similar to doggy or pup. Seems to be more common in Canadian and British English than American.
Alex wondered where her woofy (or woofies) had gone, but then noticed she'd left the front gate open.
woofy by Trickster Wolf November 19, 2009
A punch to the face that renders a man to sleep.
I’m gonna land a big woofty and send you for a kip.
Woofty by KingWoofty July 2, 2022

Goofy Woofy 

Adjective
To be extremely durpy, to have the mental capacity of a drunken toddler. Generally used in a non offensive way.
Man I feel so wierd after inhaling those factory chemicals, we are being so goofy woofy.
Adjective form of approval for gay man with a high "Woof!" potential; generally expresses a gay man's admiration for a particularly virile gay male like a hairy-chested bear or well-defined muscle daddy. The woofy object of admiration is more likely to be older rather than younger than the woofer (admirer).

See also Woof!

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"Okay, so who's woofier: Blake Nolan or Tim Kelly?" --

"Hard to choose, dude, they're both so woofy. I wouldn't kick either out of bed."
woofy by al-in-chgo February 25, 2010