Woofied 

When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)

Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?

Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.

Woofied by rachelgreenfromfriends August 22, 2022

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

woofed my salad by CB_ April 26, 2006

Woofied 

Drugging your dog with sedatives so it can travel on an airplane.

The Delta ticket agent was skeptical fluffy could fly. So, we went full Bill Cosby and woofied her to sleep.

Woofied by hew-more-us December 31, 2022

Woffed

verb- the act of being completely physically or mentally dominated by an opponent or enemy to the point of utter embarrassment. Originating from a few glorious moments when Wofford College asserted its manliness over BYU in the second round of the 2011 NCAA March Madness Tournament. It is important to note that one can be woffed in any activity, not just basketball.

Did you see how hard I just woffed that kid? I think he might be crying.

Woffed by Shane McNootz April 4, 2011

Woofed 

To be extremely confused, unintelligent, or to be seen as dumb by many people.

Person 1: Did you here that Cole got a 16% on the last test?
Person 2: Yeah, that kid is so woofed but at least he's nice.

Woofed by Tiege17 January 26, 2017

Woofed 

Tobe broken, or fucked up

The breaks on the work van are fuckin Woofed Yo!

Woofed by Irish_Mic February 5, 2009

Woofied 

When you get roofied by a dog

Woofied (wooo-feeed) Delmas dog Scooby Doo put woofies in her drink when she wasn't looking then when she was unconscious he humped her face until he ejaculated all over her head.

Woofied by Shaggyyy July 11, 2018