Woofing-cough

Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...

What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?

While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough

Woofing-cough by DLPrincess May 26, 2018

woofing 

All talk no action. Saying you're gonna do something and not do it.

"Jeah he was talking about what he was gone do... his ass was woofing tho"

woofing by Jbizzle44 December 29, 2007

Woofing 

When a young person throws caution to the wind, rejects their material possessions and travels the world working on organic farms for the World Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms organization. They pay for the plane ticket, but then have free room and board in exchange for back breaking labor on an organic farm.

"Have you heard from Elisha lately?"
" No, I heard she was Woofing on a Costa Rican Pineapple plantation."

Woofing by Mooper January 16, 2013

woofing 

The act of repeatedly lying or exaggerating beyond comprehension. Derived from the incorrect pronounciation of the expression: "you're crying wolf" (pronounced "woof", missing the "L" sound).

Ed told everyone that he wasn't attracted to men, but when we caught him kissing Bruce we knew he was woofing.

woofing by TheEdK July 27, 2010

Woofing 

The act of shitting on a person's car that you absolutely hate with a burning passion.

We going woofing tonight and getting that bitch Rayburn.

Woofing by DillAssPickle June 28, 2015

woofing 

Relentless pursuit of potential targets by eligible batchelors.

Bloke 1: are you here to go sailing or just to go woofing
Bloke 2: rule one, always go woofing

woofing by iamjg January 3, 2014

woofing 

Discovering and participating in the work of a farm, in exchange for board and lodging, often abroad.

I'm gonna spend my summer holidays woofing in Canada.

woofing by BenWyss April 7, 2023