Woodward Academy

A very prestigious and rich-ass old money private school in Atlanta, GA, founded in 1900 and costing $25K+ a year located in the middle of ghetto-ass College Park, GA where many rappers and gangs still trap (2 Chainz, Young Joc, Ludacris, Outkast, Cee-Lo, etc.). Many of the white kids that attend Woodward feel a false perception that they are in fact "ghetto" and "hood rich" because they often ride the MARTA subway train to school everyday.

That white girl Chloe from Woodward Academy started crying on MARTA again because she only got a 1470 on her SAT. Her parents gonna beat dat ass.

Woodward Academy by ATL goon May 27, 2019

Ben woodward

Child with small willy

That guy over there is a ben woodward

Ben woodward by Paploe August 31, 2019

woodwalker 

A Man or Woman who puts their life on the line daily to keep the lights on so that others may enjoy the luxury of electricity. Also referred to as lineman. They climb wood poles with hooks and work hot secondary from the pole or hot primary from a hot board. Sometimes these Woodwalkers spend hours standing on hooks to restore power. They also work out of bucket trucks. These men and woman are the backbone of America. With out their dedication many people would die during winter and summer months. Food would have to be stored in a different manner, I wouldn't be typing on a computer charged by the electricity they provide, and you wouldn't be on level 58 on whatever dumb game you're playing.

Jack: "I can't believe the power went out after that storm"
Buddy: "Quit your bitchin!!! The woodwalkers are here away from their families to restore the power so your mom can charge her secret toy"

woodwalker by hooking aint easy December 12, 2013

Woodwaffle 

When one’s fetish includes their wood and a waffle maker

Yo, despite the fact that I burnt my dick, nothing beats the feeling of a woodwaffle.

Woodwaffle by lilMADCHILLER May 29, 2018

Mr. Woodward

Fatass

Mr. woodward is so fat

Mr. Woodward by wedfiuhsieuguiawegu9iowQR1q2r April 22, 2019

Edmonds-Woodway 

When Edmonds highschool and Woodway highschool combined, it became Edmonds-Woodway. Rivals with Meadowdale, the school most commonly called 'Edway' or 'E-Dub' is known for their school spirit and amazingly good sports teams. EWHS's mascot is the warrior. Most students go to the surrounding fast-food places such as dairy queen, burger king, starbucks, and in fall 2011 dick's burgers. Edmonds-Woodway is legendary because of alumni Anna Faris, Kevin Forrest, and Michael DeRosier. Anyone living in the Seattle Suburbs has heard of this school.

Person one: Did you see the Edmonds-Woodway game?

Person two: Yeah! That school's teams are beast!

Edmonds-Woodway by Mfrosh April 3, 2011

edmonds woodway 

Also know as Edmonds weedway, this high school in Edmonds is full of wanna be soundcloud rappers who pay their way to get noticed and/or claim they “grew up” with lil mosey. The hoes at Edmonds Woodway have herpes and like to get fucked in the bathrooms. You will likey run into little boys claiming they are from norfend and throwing up neighborhood.

person one: bro I fucked this snow bunny last night but now my dick burns.

person two: damn she must’ve been an edmonds woodway bitch huh.

edmonds woodway by oof444 September 23, 2018