the woodmatch 

The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.

fuckin bitch got the woodmatch

the woodmatch by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006

Woofmacht 

A person who is a total megalomaniac, a absolute power-hungry bastard who cares about no one but themselves. A Woofmacht will use you for their own selfish gain and ditch you at the first chance. A woofmacht is such a terrible person that the Editors of Urban Dictionary keep denying the definition.

Person 1: "Woah that person just tried to steal someones hard work and effort and completely backstabbed everyone around them, I wonder why?”
Person 2: "They are likely a Woofmacht.”

Woofmacht by SomeoneInTheShadows March 26, 2020

woofmacht 

The type of guy that slaps his nuts to make them generate an aurora of protection

Alt. Definition: Woofmacht Used to be a Popular figure in the roblox sci-fi community, but his overall fame has died down ever Since he Left Hyptek (A group that was Famously conjured up after the infamous 10/20 incident)

Person 1: "There's this guy that has an aurora of protection around his balls, how do I get it?
Person 2: "He's likely a Woofmacht, you can become a Woofmacht but it isn't easy"

woofmacht by Raviable August 5, 2019

woodwatcher 

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is trying to get a sneak peek of your penis.

Man, I had to take a piss earlier, and this woodwatcher was straight eyeing my cock.

woodwatcher by Shaural August 25, 2017

Woodhatch 

Woodhatch is a council estate on the outskirts of Reigate, South East England, rife with more little sihts then Kerry Katona's toilet. Its full of chavs and has gotten even worse since the building of the skate park in Reigate hence it's not a very nice place to be say or night. To the West is bordering South Park which is just was worse and so chavs and little shits are shared between the two areas.
If you dont want to walk into a burbary 12 year old whos gonna put a plastic fork to your throat to steal your mars bar wrapper...dont go there.

Noramal Kid; Look at this group of 20 odd little kids
Kids; Oi blud you startin' ? You want me and my bois to shank you ?

Nrmal Kid; urm ?

Kids; you get me ?

*rape*

guy1; You wanna get a kabab ?
guy2; Nah mate, not in woodhatch, id rather eat my own shit its healthier.

Woodhatch by jimmysavile February 2, 2010

Woodstache 

Male pubic hairs, otherwise known as a 'wood-moustache', which can be shortened to 'woodstache'

I shaved my woodstache this morning, I look so much bigger now!

I always style my woodstache for the ladies

Woodstache by TT90 August 5, 2011

woodache 

The pain in the male reproductive organ due to overexertion. Usually occurs after 4-8 'sex sessions', and generally marks the last of them for the night.

Characterized by pain and pleasure, this symptom is very obvious it the beholder.

Guy one: " I heard you guys banging until 4 am last night from my apartment! Then it got deathly quiet."

Guy Two: "Yeah I got a case of woodache. It was pain in pleasure all in one!"

Guy one: "Damn bro, Cassie must be a freak!"

woodache by OverExertedPenis April 24, 2008