Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels 

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

Wooden Nickel 

1. A wood token coin

2. a reminder to be cautious in one's dealings.

His word is worth a wooden nickel; That is worth a wooden nickel

Wooden Nickel by DT82 June 1, 2011

wooden nickel 

This term is used when a person is being manipulated or lied to.

That pimp just handed her a wooden nickel to get her to bring him all her money.

wooden nickel by yesidid December 26, 2009

wooden nickel 

noun-when a guy/girl sits on his/her partner's face and the guy/girl poops a little, leaving an indelible brown circle approximately the size of a nickel. Can't be too much--or you just had someone shit on your face.

During a moment of crazed ecstasy, the girl mounted his unshaven face and gently placed a wooden nickel upon his sweaty brow.

wooden nickel by Joey Shmoey November 16, 2006

wooden nickels

Don't let know one try to tell you, or get you to believe that it is..When really it never was and/or can never be.

Someone coming to you saying, I know where you can get this or that for a little of nothing..Just give me your name,address,money etc. And I'll see that you get it..When all alone they where just playing you..They knew that it wasn't or could never be. But you gave it to them trusting them. And you end up with nothing..

Be careful don't take no wooden nickels. Old saying originating from DETROIT.

wooden nickels by Mrs, Ty May 30, 2008

Wooden Nickel Digger 

An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.

“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.

Wooden Nickel Digger by Johnny Goldmember October 11, 2021

Wooden Nickel 

A wood disc that is utterly worthless.

I spent $20 at the carnival and all I left with is a wooden nickel.

Wooden Nickel by Coolandy55 June 22, 2022