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Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.
Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced
by anonymous August 05, 2004
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A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.
Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.
by hack314 February 11, 2007
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The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.
No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!
by CriticalDesign April 09, 2008
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Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.
Want to play some wooden spoons?! LOL
by d6dp October 10, 2007
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It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.
The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.
by Ryan J G February 17, 2006
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