loose wood 

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose wood

loose wood by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

Woodhouse Effect 

Deterioration of rational thought from prolonged exposure to idiotic questions.

Justin: " Excuse me, math professor. Where can I find these mythical trig identities you speak of?"

Math professor: "You could try your text book."

Class: "I can feel the Woodhouse Effect growing."

Woodhouse Effect by J_Woodhouse April 18, 2011

Woodhouse 

Pulling 'A Woodhouse' is to party extensively i.e over a number of days

Extremely popular colloquialism in and around rural parts of Derbyshire

B'jesus that was a major woodhouse pal

Longest known Woodhouse - 6 days

Woodhouse by Fruitbat1 January 6, 2011

dirty woodhouse 

To preform this incredible sex act it takes a man and a women. For this to work properly the man needs to be on top of a woman with her facing up, both partners should have their feet pointing towards the head or side of the bed. Once you are having vaginal intercourse and you are close to ejaculation you quickly cram both of your testicles into the women's anus. Then right before you finish you pull out and shoot her in the eyes with your man juice hopefully blinding the woman. You then proceed to waddle forward while dragging your shit covered nuts across her whole body creating a nice slimy trail. When your nuts have reached her chest she will most likely have recovered a little from the money shot you nailed her with and she will probably start to sit up at which point you smack your poopie nut sack into her face like two wrecking balls. If she is still lying there with her head down you simply tea bag her right in the face. You then proceed on your merry way. It takes a man with a somewhat stretchy nut sack to preform this dirty deed.

Pat "What's wrong with Sierra today?"
Codi "Oh Ian gave her the Dirty Woodhouse last night."

dirty woodhouse by Woodhouse21 November 12, 2014

woodhouse 

To pull a woodhouse is to uncontrollably lie about things so much that they no longer make logical sense.

1. Dude you're such a woodhouse
2. why woodhouse me like that?
3. Thats such a woodhouse story

woodhouse by peterfile March 4, 2009

woodlouse 

a big word for roly poly

You know what a fucking woodlouse is

woodlouse by coolgyu2067 October 3, 2013

Olivia Buckingham Woodhouse

Female who always turns heads. Shes got them big beady eyes that draw in the men. Shes got a massive booty and massive breasts. She always turns heads for the wrong reason

Olivia Buckingham Woodhouse is that girl next door ! shes so uggers its a joke.

Olivia Buckingham Woodhouse by Coolcurrykid October 3, 2022