TIM: Yooo that girl I was with last night, it was her bday and she had this thing with socks and me being a retard
DWAN: man you were with a total wonu!
TIM: YEEE dude
A wonut is a waffle-donut made from a combination of a waffle and a doughnut. Made using waffle batter and doughnutdough in a waffle iron, then deep fried and decorated with toppings similar to doughnuts.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'