Having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.
Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.
Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.
That wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!
Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.
Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.
by Amby1986 October 15, 2010
Angry short man with one wonky eye.
Average height about 3ft.
Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.
Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
Average height about 3ft.
Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.
Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'
by twofat March 5, 2008
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