A young or rowdy male, particularly those who tend to party a lot.
Jeff's such a wonkie. Last night he went to the bar and vomited all over Jim.
by Tuby November 25, 2012
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dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.
by bluewaffle12345yu August 17, 2010
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A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends
by WokeOne909 March 20, 2021
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wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...
that fool matts ps3 controller being a wonky wonk again'
by BaByFaCePLaYbOy February 17, 2010
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It's the state of being very high on ketmine but before the K hole. It is generally asumed the this state (the wonky walrus state) is an enjoyable state to be in
look at the person he is enjoing being a wonky walrus
by randomjoff February 26, 2013
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Street name for Ketamine, horse (and swan) tranquilliser. Term used primarily by those who are tripping their nuts off. side effects include being a general fuck up.
mum doesn't even know how much wonky swan he's had
by scrotdoctor September 16, 2010
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