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adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.
i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.
by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010
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Wonkyname
dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.
by bluewaffle12345yu August 16, 2010
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A mans favorite tool. The penis
1.You have to have a big wonky to be a porn star.
2.Son, quit playing with your wonky.
by Jeffry Josephat November 29, 2005
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A black person who dresse's/act's/look's like a white person!! Fucked up shit that should never happen.
"Look at that Wonky over there, thinks he's white!"
by Rizzle aka the Disciple February 25, 2005
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n. the penis
adj. wierd, strange
Hey, look Quagmire got his wonky stuck in the window again!

That Quagmire's a wonky kinda guy!
by TornCanvas1 September 27, 2008
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Another name for the male reproductive organ, penis.
Son quit playing with your wonky.
by Timmy Joe Jenkins November 14, 2005
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wonkycollege
Extremely drunk
Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?
by Grottyface November 11, 2014
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