wonko 

Used in a way of saying Crazy, Weird, Ignorant or just Freaky.

Hello Gorgeous! If you're watching this you're obviously back at Stargate Command. And you're probably thinking everyone around you has gone completely wonko. With the exception of Daniel who, let's face it, was always a little bit

wonko by Janurell August 17, 2016

wonko 

An atomically explosive, dangerous blast from the rectum (butt-toot chamber) that will bring about the desimiation of the human race and every subspecies. It's horrible stench is the main elimination factor along with the hurricane winds that it produces as well as the green gaseous substance that lingers in the air for several decades. The blast is so strong that people's skin has been reported to have been singed off in a radius of 5,000 miles.

The notorious wonko of 2060 left the Earth unfit for life.

wonko by Meowmeowleedleleedleleedlelee July 3, 2014

Wonko 

When the amount of “likes” on a comment exceed the amount of likes on a Facebook status itself. Typically considered a coveted position of social status and the ultimate form of disrespect if done to your post.

Man, did you notice that Wesley gets a Wonko every time he comments on Tyler’s posts?

Wonko by Homiebafn August 1, 2018

Wonko the sane 

If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would hten have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.

John "Wonko The Sane" Watson is tall and gangly.

He lives in an inside-out house overlooking the Pacific Ocean. That is, to visit you park on the carpet. There's a sign on the wall that reads, "Come Outside." He considers the rest of the world to be "The Asylum," because it seemed to him that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks was no longer a civilization in which he could live and stay sane.

Wonko knows more about the dolphins than any other human being alive.

Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams

Wonko the sane by Wonko_The_Sane January 22, 2005

Wonko the Sane 

"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."
—The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy.

Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams

Wonko the Sane by Some Froog May 30, 2018

Flaming Wonko 

A drink made of the ground up spleen of Wonkos.

Hey, dude, you want a Flaming Wonko?

Flaming Wonko by Austin_wonko July 30, 2008

wonho 

One of the lead vocalists of the kpop group Monsta X. He is extremely ethereal and has a nice set of abs and thighs that can kill you if you were to place your head in between them. However, he is more than just his looks and body. He loves the other members with all his heart, has a voice that can hypnotize, is a mama's boy (don't bring up his mom, he'll start crying), and is Monbebe's biggest fan. Also, he is a fashion icon; he can rock booty shorts better than 99% of all these other girls.

Overall, he is just a wholesome man. You should stan. Unless you're stanning just for his looks or body, then never mind, don't stan.

McDonald's Worker: Hi, what can I get you?
Me: Can I get uhhhhh love and appreciation for Wonho?

wonho by monstaxaremydads November 7, 2017