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Wogfest
A gathering hosted by someone of Mediterranean descent (predominately Maltese) where their cousins attend, bringing a traditional dish that will be shared.
To be considered a Wogfest as opposed to a regular BBQ or gathering the event must include the 3 phases of wogfestation:
1. Consuming copious amounts of European food and alcohol and must include more than one type of cheese and more than one pasta dish
2. Complaining about their lives and arguing who in fact has the harder life
3. Interpretive dancing, often telling a story about the wog habits of their parents and borderline OCD.
NOTE: Usually the event is restricted to the blood relatives of said wogs, however, if a member is in a racially mixed relationship they are welcome as long as they pass initiation which usually involves eating unique euro food, mimicking wogs and trying to talk louder than the next guy.
To be considered a Wogfest as opposed to a regular BBQ or gathering the event must include the 3 phases of wogfestation:
1. Consuming copious amounts of European food and alcohol and must include more than one type of cheese and more than one pasta dish
2. Complaining about their lives and arguing who in fact has the harder life
3. Interpretive dancing, often telling a story about the wog habits of their parents and borderline OCD.
NOTE: Usually the event is restricted to the blood relatives of said wogs, however, if a member is in a racially mixed relationship they are welcome as long as they pass initiation which usually involves eating unique euro food, mimicking wogs and trying to talk louder than the next guy.
Angelo: “Hey Rach, you think it is time for another Wogfest?”
Rach: “Puck yeh! I’m ready to get my food on Wogfestation style. WOOT WOOT”
Rach: “Puck yeh! I’m ready to get my food on Wogfestation style. WOOT WOOT”
Wogfest by Big A ta Greystanes March 3, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable