when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there.
yo dude i had a wonder shit last night! after i shat the fuckin toilet there was no shit there! i wonder what the fuck happend!
by shit cracker November 04, 2011
Get the wonder shitmug. While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.
"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"
by Mr Tasty May 29, 2009
Get the one shit wondermug. I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I shit on You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I shit on You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
Get the what a wonderful shitmug. The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"
"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."
"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."
"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
by Droidxl May 11, 2014
Get the One Shit Wondermug. A shit that is large enough to clog or break a toilet without the help of toilet paper or other shits.
by Mr. Yeetlicious April 22, 2022
Get the One-Shit Wondermug.