womics

Shortened form of "web comics," more to satirize the idea that a word like this could ever become a thing.

Bro: Hey, wanna come out to the club with us?

Quasi-nerd: Hold on, at midnight the new womics come out and I have to see them before I fall behind!

Bro: I'm sorry you live this existence.

womics by Crawsomi October 20, 2011

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Homies Before Womies

The Homies will never break your heart, so don’t let a a girl/Womie get in the way of the Homie Relationship

Peter: Sorry Homies, I’m can’t go to IHOP. I’m going to Kendra’s House
James: WOW, Homies before Womies

Homies Before Womies by theHomieHandbookFollower November 6, 2019

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Comical to my Womical

Of Urban, Mid-Western origins (used largely in Chicago, Illinois), "Comical to my Womical" is a phrase used to indicate that an occurrence, object or situation is simultaneously humorous and relevant to one's interests.

The phrase is often clearly articulated in a stately manor, as one wearing a monocle may articulate.

Person A: Ah, notice how low from the waist that gentleman is wearing his trousers.

Person B: I see. That is comical to my womical.

Comical to my Womical by Matthew A. Hand January 26, 2010

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Womiss

Missing or dismissing information, deliberately or not, to the point of demanding credulity.

Womissing is easily observed in many social settings and normally employed by someone with power against someone of a lower social dynamic. High levels of vanity, paired with stoking shame, is usually observed from the womisser. Fake modesty or claiming oneself modest or fair, while not objectively being so, makes excessive coy behavior womissing.

Anyone can womiss-
The words mansplain and womiss are essentially opposites; the former claims ignorable excessive explanation while the latter highlights deceptive demands. Additionally; mansplain is misandrist while womiss is egalitarian.

Example One
"She womissed until everyone agreed that my idea was hers!"
-Beth, upset a queen bee stole her hard work
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Example Two
W: "What do you mean?"
E: "I can explain it another way if you want."
W: "Don't mansplain!"
E: "I wouldn't have to, if you would stop womissing."
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Example Three
"Womissers are not attractive."
-Alpha

Womiss by anonymous May 7, 2021