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A Joke; nonexistent.
"wanna hear a joke?... Women's rights."
by Lickmi Hymen August 07, 2006

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A joke just like black power
Sami thinks she has womens rights but is cook and clean
by datrell jenkins April 01, 2005

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Defined by logical people: Everything men have, women get. Everything women have, men get.

Defined by politicians and women: Everything men have, women get. Everything women have, they keep.
Today, virtually anything exclusive to men (clubs, groups, etc) are being attacked by women's groups for not allowing women, yet there are hundreds of things (colleges, clubs, etc) exclusive to women that weren't even asked to admit men.
by BusinessMan May 17, 2005

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A joke often taken far to seriously by middle aged females.
Man 1 : Dude wanna hear a joke?
Man 2 : Sure.
Man 1 : Women's Rights!
Man 1 & 2 : AHAHAHAH!!
Women 1 : Thats not funny, thats sexist.
Man 1 : Go make me a sandwich woman!
by K-MART4lyfe April 29, 2011

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Cooking, cleaning and pleasing her man.
Quote by President Barack Obama: "Women have no right living on Earth and breathing the oxygen that belong to men. The only reason we keep them around is for their cooking, cleaning and their talent in blow jobs."

- Obama on Womens Rights
by Angry Rhino July 01, 2009

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a job for women who think they are helping the community, not many people think they are.
Mitchell: "hey ben tell a joke!"

Ben: "WOMENS RIGHTS"

**ba-dum-ch!**
by women suck July 28, 2005

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The basic concept that, because men and women are all humans, we deserve to be equal.
It is NOT the idea that women are better than men.
Asshole: Fucking feminazis think they're so much better than men.

Every women's rights activist ever: NOOOO!!! WE'RE EQUAL!! IS IT THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND?!!??!
by a femnist August 13, 2013

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