wombface

A person with a womb on their face.
As in a baby case over your tiny head.

Girl: OMG!!! You are such a wombface!
wombface: whyyy meeeeee!

wombface by biancastarship. October 20, 2008

wombfare 

The equivalent of welfare for adult children born into the right womb (i.e. rich family). Instead of society funding their aimless existence with a welfare cheque, they have the bank of mom and dad to write the cheques instead. Somehow society views welfare recipients as lower class than wombfare recipients. This despite the fact that both characteristically don’t work real jobs to fund their lifestyle.

TIM: Your cousin Jimmy seems to be living pretty well but doesn’t seem to do anything for work. What gives?

BOB: My aunt and uncle have money so he’s been on wombfare since he turned 18

TIM: Must be nice!

wombfare by Annie Blend October 10, 2022