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Moody Green Woman Painting Slut 

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.
Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.
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Womanplaining

A word that literally means a woman complaining and it is a retaliation of the word "mansplaining". Third-wave feminists complain about how men explain and form the word mansplaining and so I call this womanplaining and it's a satire of mansplaining.
Anita Sarkeesian and Jessica the feminazi were womanplaining about how men are always mansplaining and manspreading and how there is a lack of representation of women in videogames , politics, and stem-fields,
Womanplaining by TheAntiFeminist August 21, 2016

womanplain 

A compound word deprived of woman and complain, that is used to refer to a female who complains often.
Vicky loves to womanplain a lot.
womanplain by NigisKing December 19, 2017

Womanplaining

A portmanteau of the words woman and complaining
When a woman complains about a non problem or claims the problem just effects the female gender when it doesn't
-"Men manspread on public transportation and that offends me"
-"Jeez Sarah, stop womanplaining

-"Women are exposed to unrealistic body standards in media"
-"Lol, you do know that men are too, stop womansplaining"
Womanplaining by The splainer December 19, 2016

womanpinching 

When a seated woman pinches her knees together as if all men are thirsty for what's between her legs, defying legal norms of presumption of innocence and societal norms of mutual respect and inclusion. This pathologically used gestural slander is part of a broader pattern within the institution of matriarchal oppression that has likely been in place since women took payment from guards, hunters and gatherers for sexual access and yet claimed the "oldest profession" for themselves. It shames and thus weakens men so they can be more readily manipulated to maintain their own oppression by continuing to protect and provide for women without regard for the merit of such women or their own well-being. It artificially bumps perception of scarcity/desirability of the sex that women sell, while highlighting its presence thus increasing it's subjective value. Only when all women and men sit with their knees at proportionally and anatomically appropriate distances apart, will they be able to live as equals.
All the women on the bus were womanpinching but I only found one of them attractive. It's too bad she hates and manipulates men.
womanpinching by Danbits April 21, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026