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Similar to cock blocked, being wokblocked is when you stay up to late playing Call of Duty(CoD) or a similar game and the Asians, notoriously great video game players, half way around the word wake up to destroy your kill/death ratio.
wokblocked by Thewirechecker August 24, 2010
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Wok-block
1) The act of refusing to order Chinese food, and instead making it yourself.
2) The act of eating the leftover oriental takeout of a coworker, roommate or family member.
* This also applies to people sitting next to you at Benihana
2) The act of eating the leftover oriental takeout of a coworker, roommate or family member.
* This also applies to people sitting next to you at Benihana
"Dude, i was at Benihana, for my girlfriends birthday, and the guy sitting next to me started eating my shrimp!"
"Wok-blocked"
"Wok-blocked"
Wok-block by Impossible Firehose May 19, 2010
Wok Block
Ethan: "Hey, you wanna hit up Sake Cafe for some sushi later?"
Christina: "Sorry, I don't like sushi."
Ethan: "Ugh, you are such a Wok Block"
Christina: "Sorry, I don't like sushi."
Ethan: "Ugh, you are such a Wok Block"
Wok Block by sushiman5397 September 10, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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