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Wójcik as a toponymic surname is derived from villages Wójcia. The people from this tribe were known to be scabbers often taking food and tobacco products from outsiders.

A Wojcik will more often than not ask you for a slice of pizza, bit of your sandwich, sip of your drink, cigarette out of your deck etc the list is endless. A wojcik often belives that he is accepted and loved by various social groups and may believe that no one is in fact aware of his ways. It is also quite common for a Wojcik to not return any favours. He will always take and never give.
Watch out bro Wojcik is coming hide your food, money and smokes.
Hey lets go for a smoke/bite... dont tell wojcik.
Wojcik by spanish spinach June 20, 2011
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Kathryn Wojik 

A very beautiful girl who will always be there when you need her. She is usually very funny and can make you laugh till your butt drops. She is alsp very kind. But just dont forget...she can be like...REALLY stupid.
Human 1: Hey, dude, look at the new girl

Human 2: Yeah, her name is Kathryn Wojik

Human 1: Wow, shes like really pretty

Human 2: Don't let her looks fool you... I hear shes kinda wierd

Human 1: Nah, how could somthing that be wie- OH MY GOD, IS SHE, IS SHE FARTING ON THE TABLE ---NO NO, SHES POOPING ON THE LUNCH LADY WHILE SNORTING COCAINE!!!!!

Human 1: You were wrong man...she not wierd shes, shes---

Human 2: The wierdest creature that ever lived

Some random human: EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

*total caos behind human 1 and human 2*

Human 1: No man.....shes the most beautiful thing that ever lived

Human 2: Ummm.....

*Human 1 walks up to Kathryn Wojik*

Kathryn Wojik: *makes wierd gorilla shrieking noise while on all fours*

* Kathryn Wojik sniffs Human 1s ear*

Human 1: *smirks * Shes the one...dads gonna love her...weve been looking for something like her for years...

*Human 1 calls dad*

Human 1: Dad your never gonna believe it but i found the one...we can finally start out test ...muaaaahhhhhh

The end
Kathryn Wojik by Sgsislife March 14, 2018

Marcin Wojcik 

You guys know that guy Marcin Wojcik? He’s such a simp.
Marcin Wojcik by Njjh September 26, 2020

Kuba Wójcik

A guy who is super sexy, fancy and a real tik toker, gangsta stuff
Kuba Wójcik is Kuba Wójcik
Kuba Wójcik by Vkkkkkrkkkk November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026