woink

a mix of the word pig and bitch
woof+oink=woink

wow that girl is such a woink!

by DumpyDumfries November 7, 2008

woink

a state of being; bummed, flustered, confused, and hyper all at the same time

Oh man guys, I am so woink right now!

by Lauren Napoli February 8, 2007

Woink

(v) The action of eating an apple whilst on the toilet

"Last night, I woinked so hard"
"What? What does that even mean?"

by B u g T h a t B u g December 15, 2019

Woink

(v) the act of self-pleasuring utilizing bacon fat as a lubricant

ran out of moisturizer but had some bacon so resorted to having a woink

by voloscrew September 2, 2023