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the original wankster 

when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.
when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat
the original wankster by cody cole December 2, 2009

Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster) 

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"

Wankster 

Dude, you are such a wankster!
Wankster by zipKill February 19, 2009

wankster 

gagnster wannabe.
that's not how you spell my name samuELLE! man, you're such a wankster!
wankster by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Wankster 

A wannabe gangster, usually 12 years old.
That kid is the biggest wankster.
Wankster by Zei33 February 27, 2012

Wankster 

Noun:

A combination of wanker and gangsta. One who is emulating the mannerisms of African-American urban street culture poorly. Typically used to describe a teenage rural caucasion amateur rap artist with little to no talent; though it is not implicitly race, age, or geographically limited.
Skeeter: So Jeff- I mean 'MC White-out', my bad- hows life in Kansas as a newly emerged wankster?

Je...- MC White-Out: Aw dawg why you doin' me like that? Sheeet mang, word.
Wankster by revscrj July 15, 2013