Weed Wizard 

Someone who smokes weed constantly and always seems to be producing joints and bowls out of nowhere, usually at the worst possible times. Generally has no sense of etiquette whatsoever about smoking weed.

"Want to get high?"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"

"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"

Weed Wizard by happyfuntiem June 26, 2019

wizard weed

Herbal blends intended for smoking. Usually sold out of stoner magazines, they have names such as "Jamaican 420 buds" or "Wizard's Smoke" and are completely legal for sale. Wizard weed does not give the user a high of any sort, and serves only to satisfy the urge to light something on fire and inhale the result.

Charlie: "I just bought an ounce of grass and it only cost me $25!"

Sue: "Charlie, you got had. That's wizard weed!"

wizard weed by hellphish January 20, 2009

Weesnaw Wizard 

A Supreme Wizard. Currently, there are ten levels of Wizardry. You will be awarded with a Golden Wand of Spiffiness when you reach level 10. The Wizards arch nemisis is the King Zaamonster. They are Possee Rivals. Cheese Slapping is a traditional fighting technique.

Look at those cool cat bad "Weesnaw Wizards," they are using the Cheese Slapping to defeat those undandy Zaamonsters!

Weesnaw Wizard by FoFa February 18, 2008

Weed Wizard 

Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.

Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.

How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?

Weed Wizard by A Kadz November 17, 2011