When you have to take a piss so bad ,your wiener burns like you have a venereal disease and you feel like you're going to die.
Painful urination caused by Urethritis,an inflammation of the urethra. The main symptom is dysuria, which is painful or difficult urination.
Painful urination caused by Urethritis,an inflammation of the urethra. The main symptom is dysuria, which is painful or difficult urination.
by vernervonburner July 3, 2010
The type of piss someone takes after holding it in for hours, and failing to find a bathroom until right before they piss their pants. It's cosidered a miracle because that's the ony way to describe how that person could've made it to the restroom.
Anouncer: He's at the 40!! The 50!! Wait, where's he going? Folks it seems as if he's headed for the port-a-potties!! Wow!! Mid game, he must be going for a miracle wizz!!
by Xero _ Manifest December 1, 2010
Someone who says they know shit about computers but do little to nothing to prove it. Or they say random words with pc parts in them which make no sense.
by Vinny poh April 14, 2022
by Gatto X May 27, 2008
a)An expression used when impressed, overwhelmed, shocked. Similar to "wow!" and "Oh golly-gosh!". Usually followed by an exclamation mark (!).
b) The urine of a gangster.
b) The urine of a gangster.
a)
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"
b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"
b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.
by The Tangoman October 24, 2004
by carrett_top May 16, 2006
brooo, that girl shaniqua is such a dick wizz. she told me that i shouldn't be friends with laquan because he's got a lil shrimp dick. And then she said i should hangout with desean because he's hung like a mf.
by theogwolfpack January 16, 2017