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A loser who is teh sux0rz and gets owned by n3wbz.
Man, did you see that wizardtim get owned by that newb?
wizardtim by mwahaaahaa May 27, 2003
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whoever sent in this word is a loser
You suck whoever sent in wizardtim.
wizardtim by paul May 24, 2004

Wizardtown 

That headspace you end up in when you're mega stoned or super high.

Wizardtown, which is also known as ganja land, is an ineffable place.

It's beauty cannot be described accurately.

Inhabitants of Wizardtown are most likely to be fubar
"Hey man, wanna pack a bowl and go to Wizardtown?"

"All Aboard! Next stop: Wizardtown"

"Dude, this place, it's so magical.... I'm in Wizardtown!"
Wizardtown by HappyToke April 9, 2013

WizardCM 

A huge Windows Tiffanatic Playboy, dedicating their time towards secret Java instances, magical dubstep violins, and Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey cat gods.
A Wild WizardCM has appeared!
WizardCM by Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey September 2, 2012

wizardgamer666 

Our Lord and God who kill Jesus himself and creating quality videos like the lorax but it's gay with a big fat dick
Subscriber 1: hail our Lord and Savior wizardgamer666
Subscriber 2: *dabs*

wizarding 

A drinking game played with half-liter cans of beer. You finish cans as fast as possible and stack them on top of each other: when your stack reaches your own height, you become the "wizard" and are allowed to hit the other players with your brand new wizard staff. Any cans you empty after that go towards further fortifying your mighty rod of magical power.
A: Hey man, what happened to your face?
B: Oh, me and the guys went wizarding last night.
wizarding by 5CH5 September 23, 2012

wizardings 

someone who is god-like or above the average person
@wizardings is literally god
wizardings by puttergunk January 8, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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