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Legendary Wizardry 

Legendary Wizardry is a common spell used by Emeritus Professors to keep their students in place for a long period of time. Once the student maintains eye contact with the Emeritus Professor for longer than five seconds, the Emeritus professor will cast his/her Legendary Wizardry by delivering an overwhelming abundance of information to the student, locking them in place until the professor feels tired or hungry; this could last many hours. An attempt to break the spell of Legendary Wizardry on the students behalf without reason is not usually common as the encounters are typically random and/or at a time when the student is already spending time trying to find information. To do so could result in the Emeritus Professor being frustrated which will lead to poor grades for the student, a bad reference, and/or scary nightmares every night until death. Hence, escape without reason is bad for the student. The interruption of Legendary Wizardry is possible if the student lies their way out of it so they can be elsewhere. While coherent from an Emeritus Professor POV, this outcome is unsustainable in the long run. Since the encounters are typically random, the student may feel hit with Legendary Wizardry more times than they think, and lying over time will have the effect of losing credibility with the Emeritus Professor; the result will be the same as if the student breaks the spell without reason.
Kevin - Joe, why were you taking with the professor for 3 hours?
Joe - Sorry, he was using his Legendary Wizardry.

Prank Call Wizardry 

A hilarious prank call series that is currently hosted on YouTube.

The Prank Call Wizardry Site:
www.youtube.com/prankcallwizardry
Jamboree master:Did you watch that new Prank Call Wizardry episode?

Walter: Yeah, man. that was the best!!

Jamboree master: I know!! :)
Prank Call Wizardry by tcskillz December 1, 2010

Wizardry 

If shotgun has already been called, along with blitz, challenge, ect.

One can call "Wizardry" and take the front seat.

Some people allow wizardry to be called at all times, basically replacing shotgun; however many groups have set a cap on wizardry, to say once or twice per month.
"I call shotgun".. "I call challenge" ... "blitz" all friends run to the car... the last straggler who really want to sit in the front seat, then calls out, "Wizardry!"

Wizadrix 

Becoming a Wizadrix of Happiness had been quite a challenge for Nancy, but now that she had graduated to become an Apprentice Wizadrix of Love, she finally had a goal worth working for.
Wizadrix by Rich Malory January 12, 2010

Wizardyensid 

Tyler1 but better and plays fortnite and has the worst mic on the entire twitch
dude #99999999999999999: yo dude #10000000000000000 you ever seen wizardyensid?
dude #10000000000000000: yeah he is my favourite twitch streamer

WizardYenshit 

A psycho who thinks he’s famous on YouTube when he only has 228k subs when in reality he needs 1 million subs or more to be famous on YouTube. A deluded fuck who tells people he disagrees with to go kill themselves
I’m starting to become a WizardYenshit to my friends and family at the moment
WizardYenshit by Hugh spencer August 15, 2021