Wittering

Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.

Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?

Wittering by Never witter July 26, 2010

Littlefingered

When someone's grand scheme ultimately backfires on them in the worst way imaginable.

Tommy tried to break up Jill and John by spreading lies, John found out and cut his throat. Tommy got littlefingered.

Littlefingered by RollUpDeTassa September 2, 2017

Littlefinger 

v. to manipulate people excessively and brilliantly to achieve your own goals.

Origin: Game of Thrones Character Littlefinger

A: "Stephanie totally littlefingered her way into becoming prom queen."
B: "I know what a stone cold bitch."

Littlefinger by 12345GOT January 6, 2015

dittlefinger

A person who regularly fingers his own asshole, and proceeds to lick the his finger for a taste addiction.

You're a fucking dittlefinger ! Always being gay and shit.

Dude, stop being a dittlefinger, it's just weird.

dittlefinger by Confederate Redneck April 11, 2017

winklefingered 

After someone finds your winkle it turns either you or them on so much that your winkle inverts and you finger it

After tommy found my winkle he winklefingered me for a soild hour

winklefingered by Penisfingered May 14, 2014

Wattleingus 

Wattleingus is a type of seductive oral stimulation performed by a person on an elderly female's loose neck meat located under the chin area.

I went to visit my grandma in the nursing home and gave some Chicken head wattleingus yesterday afternoon.

Wattleingus by J Kregg April 12, 2021

wigglefinger 

A person who is that intellectually lacking that they could have an anvil balanced on their head and it would fall off as their brain had a massive dent in it from when they were born the wrong way 3 months late

Joe you are a wigglefinger

wigglefinger by anonymous January 10, 2023