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when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

Wittler by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009
Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.
Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
Wittering by Never witter July 26, 2010
British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.
Why were you on the phone for so long?

It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
witter by JG El Supremo January 11, 2018

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)
"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

Whittier 

An urban forest that's 15 miles away from Los Angeles. People who live here have amazing hiking trails as their backyards. A place where you can see from the Hollywood Sign to Catalina Island. A place where rich people live up in the hills with million dollar views.
Hey, let's go watch the sunset from the top Whittier Hills!
Whittier by Mike_500 February 24, 2015

witterbegal 

commonly associated with bucketminge, witterbegal describes a dysfunctional or somewhat impaired vagina. Not necessarily diseased but rather not put to good use.
Andrew: "Damm i heard that girl has a bucketminge!"
Annette: "Yeah she's riddled with witterbegal aswell!..god i wouldn't ride her even if she came wit pedals!!!"
witterbegal by AWHHHHYEAH April 17, 2010
Gods among men, women fall at their feet, especially when preceded by a Matt
-"You see that guy?"
--"Ya why's he got so many girls following him?"
-"he's a Wittwer, nuff said."
wittwer by MoneyT February 2, 2015