Wittman 

A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.

Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?

Wittman by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008

Wittman 

A not very smart kid. One that usually breaks his shoulder on something stupid like a bleacher or wall. Most likely will play a small instroment.

Bro that kid is such a freaking Wittman.

Wittman by The Hero Man October 20, 2020

dick wittington 

1. A character in a children's book who has a oversized satchel. 2.a large penis.

1. Dick wittington strolled along the road and met a horny pornstar. He let her lick his sick wittington and he cummed in her mouth

dick wittington by Ryan_is_awesome April 16, 2014

Wittman Wonder 

Time in a man's life when he realizes his complete absence of his testicles, and becomes aware of his large, flapping vagina lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.

When Collin grows up, then he will ask for a Wittman Wonder, don't worry little Michael, your first gay experience will come in due time!

Wittman Wonder by Johnny Sweet March 27, 2003

wittmann 

The most amazing person you will ever meet she loves u(Barni) she cares about u and she would give the world to have u

Wittmann loves peole

wittmann by anonymous October 17, 2020

Wittkant 

A philosophical joke.

E.G : ' I used to be a post-structuralist but now I am not so Suassure ' Now that is a good Wittkant

Wittkant by flickerboy January 4, 2012

wittmann 

wittmann can be a challenge person when you first get to know him, he of course comes off as a funny and caring person. but makes sure to keep his walls up, and rarely but ever takes those walls down. but once he finds someone who stays with him through it all, you’ll understand why everyone needs a wittmann in their life.

Wittmann is the perfect boyfriend

wittmann by Wittmann December 24, 2020