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Joe Witt (Runner) 

Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.
Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?

Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!

Jennifer Autumn Witt 

This chick is hella sexy and awesome. Everyone loves her and those that dont are jealous and want to BE her.
Jennifer Autumn Witt is awesome. Thats all there is to it.

Witt lowry 

The best rapper ever. He puts everything into his music and you should look him up on any streaming service that you listen to music on.
OMG have you heard Witt Lowry's new song it is so good.
Witt lowry by IAMGAYBUTLOVEPEOPLE September 30, 2021

Devan Witt 

One who loves to have thumbs and other objects put into his buthole and other bodily cavities. One who sleeps while dreaming of other mens body parts in his. Has been known for screaming and moaning in his sleep. Loves to have other warm MALE bodies atop his own and dreams of the day that one man will finally satisfy is ever-loving desire for a warm, throbing, thick, juicy male genitlia to be thrust into his buttox. Great roommate though! Known for being extremely organized and always ontop of his business. But back to the main topic Devan's are also known for loving the same gender whether it is a girl or guy all Devans love the feeling of the same gender on there skin. Have very poor dance skills, one might even say that there dancing compares to that of the organism named shelby. Lastly to conclude todays lesson Devan's are infatuated with the idea of thumbs. Thank you that is all!
"OMG did you hear that Devan Witt last night?!"
"Yea whats worse is he's my roommate!"
"Wow sorry bro!"

"Man I feel like such a Devan Witt looking at that other guys ass"
"Your such a Devan BRO! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Devan Witt by Best-roomamte-EVER October 24, 2012
An almost perfect person. Superhuman intelligence, reflexes. Uncanny speed and foot and hand movement.
He was a total witt when it came to football and school.
witt by chewy1821 September 1, 2016

a Cooper witt 

A tool of a person, who gererally resembles the character caillou from the kids show. Also a person who tends to try and use urban dictionary definitions as pick up lines. Generally good at football, but a total tool none the less.
"Dude did you see that guy who looks like that kid from that PBS cartoon try and use an urban dictionary definition as a pick up line?

Yeah, he's pretty good at football...

Pfff...What a Cooper witt."
a Cooper witt by copper witt October 21, 2010