Group of japanese people (usually two) who come to your
door holding they're Worshiping Idol Item (more commonly known as a Wii) trying to encourage others to join their
religion. Once you open the
door, they automatically cast their spell on you by reciting the magical words: "We would like tplay." If you are not fast enough to close the
door, you'll soon find yourself playing a game with 3 other people (who
may or you may or
may not know, you won't care either way) as the two Japanese men sit in the corner with
evil grins upon their faces filled with the sense of the knowledge; they got you. Then they disappear without a trace, on to search for their next victim.
Signs of an oncoming Nintova's wiitness visit include:
-Strange banjo music playing from an unknown source
-Everyone in the house (all four of you) gathering in front of the
door to answer it
Things that
will increase your susceptibility:
-Being a member of a family of four
-Having 3 other multi-cultural friends
-Just having four people being in the general area
To avoid:
-When opening the
door yell: "NO NINTOVA'S WITNESS!" and run like the dickens. Turn off all lights and hide in a corner until sunrise (even if the
sun is already out).
-Some people
will say that assuming the fetal position is also helpful, but "experts" claim there is no conclusive evidence of this
-Also do not share hiding spaces. It makes the fear into a more concentrated substance. (They can taste your fear)
*doorbell rings*
*Member of multi-cultural group of four opens the
door*
Japanese dude: "We would like to pl-"
Member of multi-cultural group of four: "NO NINTOVA'S WIITNESS!"
*Slams
door as everyone picks different corners and waits until
dawn*
