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a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time. MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit." MY BFF: "wit what?". |
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The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor. He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.
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A quality that few here possess. Have you read a witty definition on this site? Ever?
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acronym for "whore in training".
a generation of kids, (generally pre-teens), who feel that they are older than they actually are. easily noticed by their attire, which consists of, but is not limited to: North Face Jackets, clothing from American Eagle, and UGG boots. "Last night at the movie theater, there were like 10 WITs trying to get into Twilight."
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Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt. Example...
Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit. Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers. (Guy stares at girl blankly.) |
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With. Ride wit me!
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What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good. "Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever." |
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A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit. Brevity is the soul of wit.
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