wism 

A meaningless metaphor used by a choad to conceal his own stupidity

G – “Did you catch the wism (insert poser here) used in today’s meeting?”

S – “Yeah...what a tool.”

wism by i_work_with_morons May 17, 2004

wisman 

My favorite Wisman

damn Sam he's the best he must be a wisman

wisman by Wisman March 28, 2017

Wismer Yute

When you're from Wismer or you're too waste.

ME: She was my girlfriend, but we broke up...

Aaron: Why?

ME: I found out she was from Wismer...

Aaron: ONE OF THOSE WISMER YUTES, huh?

ME: yea...

Aaron: That's bruh moment

Wismer Yute by Kelly Bakeer October 26, 2019

wismic 

Someone or something that wisdom or witty is too vague a word to describe them and cosmic

Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip is very wismic.

wismic by DuckyRamone December 9, 2011

wismont 

The best last name a person could possibly get. A group of people once came across such a name and fainted due to the amount of awesomeness a last name could contain.

Dude: Did you see that person!
Dude 2: DAAAANNNNGGG! He must be a Wismont!

wismont by Thekiddisonfire July 18, 2016

wismatic 

to have an abundance of common sense, knowledge, and wisdom gained through life's everyday experiences

Penny, is much more wismatic than Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D., Sc.D., his colleagues Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, Ph.D., Dr. Raj Koothrappali, Ph.D., and Howard Wolowitz, Mechanical Engineer.

wismatic by mjollnir59 February 20, 2015

wismetic 

when friends sit you down to have a real life talk

its getting wismetic up in here

wismetic by FoxMorgan July 2, 2014