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The wish a person makes, usually the first thing they think of, then blurt out, when they catch a leprechaun. Almost always a terrible idea. Also applicable to other wish granters and devices, like genies, stars, and wishbones.
"I caught a leprechaun and wished I never had to go to the dentist again, so now I have no teeth... what a wishfart."

"I wished I had a million bucks."
"You're rich!"
"No. I have a million male deer. Any idea where I can store them?"
"What a wishfart."
wishfart by nighthornet February 1, 2017
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Drinking, and proceeding to sit on a toilet while taking a shit and throw up all over yourself and everything surrounding you.
oh my god, he pulled a wishard!!!
Wishard by skuntz123 March 27, 2009

wishards 

any one who spends the majority of their lives playing role playing games
max and jacob are total wishards.
wishards by george January 20, 2005
sagacious - an extremely wise shrewd person to whom valor is paramount
you are so wishart
- wishart and it might come true...
wishart by I dont even know August 23, 2006
A man names wishdrew who buys off of wish.
Oh look its Wishdrew!
Wishdrew by Puebes123321 November 5, 2021
A man of great movie knowledge who is known to pull out his dick in cornfeilds. Can also be used to describe a man-boy who has intimate relationships with a known Jennings.
Pete: ah, man who' that kid who pulled it out at the party?
Sanchez: eh essay that there is Wishart