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Wisconsinites 

First off all Wisconsinites are extremely proud of being Wisconsinites. We are Packer loving people who drink beer, eat brats and cheese curds, have bonfires every night in the summer while launching fireworks. Wisconsinites are also shoveling and snow blowing gods. We say the word bag differently then the rest of the world and we would never call soda pop and if you call soda pop in Wisconsin you will be corrected. To us if the temperature is above 20 degrees it is warm outside. Wisconsinites are hardcore hunters. Wisconsin is probably one of the only states that when hunting season comes, a good 20 percent of the kids in school are gone for a few days due to hunting season. Wisconsin is the closest you can get to Canada without going to Canada because everyone here is nice and half the state is Forest. the other half is farmland and cows. We love our cows and our dairy here. after all it is the dairy state.
Jeez those guys are outside shirtless drinking beer in -20 degree weather! eh must be Wisconsinites.
Wisconsinites by Artgeek02 May 10, 2018
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Wisconsinite 

1) A person who lives in the state of Wisconsin.
2) A person who grew up in the state of Wisconsin.
1) Some people think that just because I live in Wisconsin, that I'm a Wisconsinite. I'm actually from France.

2) Wisconsinites are the best.
Wisconsinite by sporkeh November 21, 2006

wisconsinite 

Somebody who grew up in wisconsin and knows the wisconsin ways like drinking and partying.
A true wisconsinite, man or women, knows how to hold there beer and liquor.
wisconsinite by goldgirl94 January 31, 2010

wisconsense 

Nonsense originating from the state of Wisconsin
"oh man, I love the Green Bay Packers!"

"get up on outta here with that wisconsense, you dirty sconnie!"
wisconsense by CyFi December 18, 2016

Getting Wisconsined 

1. Losing all your rights as an employee and becoming an indentured servant of the Koch brothers.

2. Getting involuntarily fucked in the ass
1. There's no point in complaining about the unsafe working conditions here. Getting Wisconsined eliminated all the OSHA requirements.

2. We're getting Wisconsined by Scott Walker and he isn't even providing us with any KY.

Wisconsiner 

A person from Wisconsin. They're not a Wisconsinite. They're not a fucking "Sconnie." Only douchebags and out-a-staters that go to school here call themselves "Sconnies." Must be pronounced with a southeast Wisconsin yaw, i.e. "wisz-CAHN-sinerr"
Drunk Bitch: "WHEW!! SCONNIE PRIDE BITCHES"

Wisconsiner: "I ain't no sconnie, I'm a muthafuckin' Wisconsiner"
Wisconsiner by Chocolate Town November 22, 2011

True Wisconsinite 

When you are drunk off your ass and masturbate with a cheese hat on. While doing this you are to staring at a picture of Aaron Rodgers kissing Ryan Braun.
Damn, after this I might be a True Wisconsinite Today.

Babe, will you be a True Wisconsinite with me?
True Wisconsinite by SunkCarroTt December 24, 2020