1. Better than California.
2. Greatest state ever.
3. America's real dairyland (don't listen to those fraud Californian motherfuckers).
4. All 4 seasons.
5. Home of Brett Favre and the Packers
6. Home of the Brewers (they're the Yankees, except they don't buy titles!)
7. Sadly, home of the Bucks.
2. Greatest state ever.
3. America's real dairyland (don't listen to those fraud Californian motherfuckers).
4. All 4 seasons.
5. Home of Brett Favre and the Packers
6. Home of the Brewers (they're the Yankees, except they don't buy titles!)
7. Sadly, home of the Bucks.
by Detroitsucks May 14, 2007
Many girls in Wisconsin wear thongs that are visiable to the eye. Wisconsin is a great place to have a party or to get laid!
by Florin Lee February 14, 2005
An awesome state that is a paradise for outdoorsmen and city dwellers alike. It is illogical to call it "Minnesota Junior," being that it has a larger population than Minnesota by over 400,000. Madison rocks, it's easily the coolest state capitol and has one of the sweetest colleges in the country. Milwaukee offers all the amenities of a metropolis without being as much of a black hole for state resources like the Twin Cities or Chicago. Hurray for my northeastern neighbor Wisconsin.
While it is possible that Wisconsin is the best state in the Midwest, the Hawkeyes will always be better than the Badgers.
by Midwestern Son July 5, 2005
State where 95% of adults drink, and 97% of the youth does the same. Also, full of the hottest sluts you'll ever see.
16 Year old Wisconsin Girl: I heard this rumor theres a drinking age , and you can't drink unless you're 32.
15 year old Wisconsin Boy: No way. Lets get wasted and fuck.
16 Year old Wisconsin Girl: Ok.
15 year old Wisconsin Boy: No way. Lets get wasted and fuck.
16 Year old Wisconsin Girl: Ok.
by Stacy Carlton January 3, 2006
Wisconsin is an awesome place to live. I know most people say they have good beer but that doesn't mean that they drink it too much. The Packers aren't so great but that doesn't mean that Wisconsinites are the same. Not everyone lives of a farm!!! There are many people who own homes but live the suburbs and don't own farms. There are also people who own farms but there is nothing wrong with that right!? Milwaukee is great! WISCONSIN IS AWESOME BIATCHES!
"Hey thats a nice house! Love the subdivision! Lets move here in Wisconsin instead of just coming for vacation!"
by Kyleee July 15, 2006
A state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than illinois Has Americas largest music festival. Smarter than the bastards down in illinois
Those bastards from illinois sure like to go to Wisconsin, fuck, nothing better to do, Illionis sucks!
by Adam March 28, 2005
by Danny Sway May 27, 2005