Wips
In the hierarchy of simping, a Wips is at the absolute pinnacle.
There is no plural form of the word 'Wips' as it can only be applied to one person at a time. There can never be multiple iterations of a Wips in the world at the same time as their mere presence would likely result in a catastrophic extinction event.
We do not know if multiple Wipses (please excuse my incorrect wording) were responsible for other mass extinction events throughout history, such as the Triassic or Jurassic extinctions, but what we do know for certain is that the world simply cannot handle the presence of more than one Wips at a time. Unfortunately, based on empirical evidence it is very likely that a Wips walks among us today, as the emergence of a Wips usually occurs every 65 million years or so.
Identifying a Wips is not very difficult. Usually a Wips will gravitate towards any female they can find and obey their every whim absolutely, even if it means sacrificing their closest friends and family to do so. Wipses (again please forgive my incorrect grammar) have been known to steal Minecraft builds and pass them off as their own to impress females, with great determent to the boys.
Once a Wips comes into the world the only way they can be vanquished is via utter social rejection. There is no cure for a Wips, and under no circumstances should you befriend, trust, embolden or validate them in anyway. You cannot fix something that thinks it is not broken.
There is no plural form of the word 'Wips' as it can only be applied to one person at a time. There can never be multiple iterations of a Wips in the world at the same time as their mere presence would likely result in a catastrophic extinction event.
We do not know if multiple Wipses (please excuse my incorrect wording) were responsible for other mass extinction events throughout history, such as the Triassic or Jurassic extinctions, but what we do know for certain is that the world simply cannot handle the presence of more than one Wips at a time. Unfortunately, based on empirical evidence it is very likely that a Wips walks among us today, as the emergence of a Wips usually occurs every 65 million years or so.
Identifying a Wips is not very difficult. Usually a Wips will gravitate towards any female they can find and obey their every whim absolutely, even if it means sacrificing their closest friends and family to do so. Wipses (again please forgive my incorrect grammar) have been known to steal Minecraft builds and pass them off as their own to impress females, with great determent to the boys.
Once a Wips comes into the world the only way they can be vanquished is via utter social rejection. There is no cure for a Wips, and under no circumstances should you befriend, trust, embolden or validate them in anyway. You cannot fix something that thinks it is not broken.
It's a Wips - run!
Wait no! Don't! We must deal with this creature now before it gets out of hand.
How?
Ignore it! Its life force is tethered to the clout of others... it feeds off of it like a parasite, we must stand our ground and ignore this beast!
Wait no! Don't! We must deal with this creature now before it gets out of hand.
How?
Ignore it! Its life force is tethered to the clout of others... it feeds off of it like a parasite, we must stand our ground and ignore this beast!
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